“Tonight Matthew, I’ll Be…Virtually Indistinguishable From Bertie”
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View ArticleFranco-German Performance Artist’s Special Delivery
A leading Franco-German performance artiste has delivered a sculptural representation of Ireland’s financial liabilities for the next year near government buildings in Dublin. The artist Merkozy, known...
View ArticleOxymoron For Health Promises Review Of Children’s Hospital Planning Fiasco
The Oxymoron for Health Dr James Reilly has promised a comprehensive review, two steering committees, a think tank, several in depth bull sessions and at least one cream tea in an attempt to pull the...
View ArticleBruton Signs Sherlock’s SOPA Into Law
Miniature for Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation Richard ****** has signed the controversial SOPA instrument pushed by Sean ******* into law. The instrument ****** **** and *********. It will ****** ***...
View ArticleIreland “Ireland”– Noonan
Minister for Honours Maths Michael Noonan reading the 2008 Leaving Cert Maths (Ordinary) paper set by his predecessor Mr Cromwell Parents of Junior Certificate geography students today thanked Michael...
View ArticleTributes Pour In For Elvira Gulch, Dead At 87
Elvira Gulch, the former Wicked Witch of The West, has died at the age of 87. Gulch, who ruled most of the central and western plains of Oz between 1979 and 1990, evapourated after somebody finally...
View ArticleChupacabra For Social Protection Heralds New Era Of Certainty For Pensioners
The Chupacabra For Social Protection says that she believes that new legislative changes to defined benefit pensions will create a more certain landscape for customers. Joan Burton told RTÉ’s...
View ArticleNoonan hails Irish citizens as “Heroes”
The Reichschancellor for Finance Michael Noonan has hailed the Irish people as the real heroes of the bailout. Mr Noonan made his comments as he marked the official end of the bailout which will...
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